Shut up, she thinks she's witty.

5/17/2012
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A day with my period.

period:	WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period:	How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period:	How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period:	Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period:	Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period:	See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period:	Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period:	Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period:	See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period:	For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period:	Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period:	You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period:	Yell at a puppy.
period:	Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

5/17/2012
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#ai n’t no short ass gods around here

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5/17/2012
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calysto1395:

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5/17/2012
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5/14/2012
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My dad just surprised us with Bananas Foster. I honestly think he makes it better than Brennan’s, and if you know me at all, that’s saying something. #Motherofgodsotasty#Bestdadever

5/13/2012
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5/12/2012
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weepingrockrock:

surrexi:

thedailywhat:

LMFAO Cover of the Day: After months of rearranging, 18-year-old Noah finally figured out how best to cover LMFAO’s “Sexy & I Know It” — and his rendition has just been named the day’s trending video by NBC’s Today show. You can almost see him blushing as he shares his big news with fans on Facebook and Twitter. Pretty obvious what’s going on here — Noah’s sexy and he doesn’t know it.

[hypervocal]

#I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT I LIKE IT

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5/12/2012
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10knotes:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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5/12/2012
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lavi-usagi:

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ruineshumaines:

The 500 Colored Pencils Set is a monthly subscription for color: you get 25 pencils a month for 20 months, shipped directly to your house for an endless menagerie of colors running wild along your walls (if you buy the displays). The variety of colors alone is astounding, but check out some of the imaginative names that they’ve chosen for the colors: lettuce, mermaid’s gown, drizzly afternoon, mild curry, tragedy, norwegian sky.

/ OH MY GOD DO I EVER FUCKING WANT THIS LIKE WHOA — SERIOUSLY. I WOULD GET BACK INTO DOING TRADITIONAL ART FOR THIS. I WOULD. I. WANT. THIS. SO BADLY. odshfdsfoshfouhf please. i want it.

and now i must sleep and dream of this beautiful ensemble. \

OW! Mun is literally screaming in my ears right now….

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5/12/2012
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“[on the future of hand-drawn animation] I’m actually not that worried. I wouldn’t give up on it completely. Once in a while there are strange, rich people who like to invest in odd things. You’re going to have people in the corners of garages making cartoons to please themselves. And I’m more interested in those people than I am in big business.”
-Hayao Miyazaki

“[on the future of hand-drawn animation] I’m actually not that worried. I wouldn’t give up on it completely. Once in a while there are strange, rich people who like to invest in odd things. You’re going to have people in the corners of garages making cartoons to please themselves. And I’m more interested in those people than I am in big business.”

-Hayao Miyazaki

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